D Bm G A7/9-
You say eether and I say eyether
D Bm G A7/9-
You say neether and I say nyther
D D7 G Gdim
Eether, eyether, neether, nyther.
F#m Bm5-/7 Em7 A7
Let's call the whole thing off
D Bm G A7/9-
You like potato and I like potato
D Bm G A7/9-
You like tomato and I like tomato
D D7 G Gdim
Potato, potahto, tomahto, tomato
D A-9 A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off
G#m F#m B7 E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Em A D D7
Then we must part
G#m F#m B7
And oh, if we ever part
E Em A7/9-
Then that might break my heart
D Bm G A7/9-
So, if you like pajamas and I like pajamas
D Bm G A7/9-
I'll wear pajamas and give up pajamas
D D7 G Gdim
For we know we need each other
F#m G6 G B7
So we better call the calling off off
Em7 A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off
D Bm G A7/9-
You say laughter and I say lawfter
D Bm G A7/9
You say after and I say awfter
D D7 G Gdim
Laughter, lawfter, after, awfter
F#m Bm5-/7 Em7 A7
Let's call the whole thing off
D Bm G A7/9-
You like Havana and I like Havana
D Bm G A7/9-
You eat bananas and I eat bananas
D D7 G Gdim
Havana, Havana, bananas, bananas
D A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off
G#m F#m B7 E
But oh, if we call the whole thing off,
Em A D D7
Then we must part
G#m F#m B7
And oh, if we ever part,
E Em A7/9-
Then that might break my heart
D Bm G A7/9-
So, if you like oysters and I like ersters
D Bm G A7/9-
I'll take oysters and give up ersters
D D7 G Gdim
For we know we need each other, so we
F#m G6 G B7
Better call the calling off .
Em7 A7/9- A7 D
Let's call the whole thing off