Alehouse Futsal chords

Half Man Half Biscuit

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Intro: G  D G   D G   D G   D 

verse 1 

G 
 I wanna kill your Sunday morning, call dusk on a new age dawning 
C                                      G 
 I don’t care what’s comin’ around the bend; 
C                             G 
I speak ill to eke out my stipend. 
     D 
It’s good to be lost, I don’t wanna be found 
C 
 And when laugh time comes around 
G              D7       G       D G   D G   D G   D 
 I’ll give you alehouse futsal. 

verse 2 

G 
 Your softly spoken friends, their fortnight in the Fens 
     C                    G 
Your time slip stories I avow 
    C                      G 
Are boring the arse off me now. 
          D 
I’m gonna put up a wall in your through lounge 
C 
 My animosity knows no bounds 
G                   D7       G      D 
 I’m gonna give you alehouse futsal. 

INSTR 

C   F C   F C   F G   D G   D 

verse 3 

G 
Picnics with craft beer, Elbow in Delamere 
     C               G  C               G 
Your brand new 10K P.B. Haile Gebrselassie 
D                           C 
When you try combining that cloud with silver lining 
G               D        G              D 
 Gonna give you alehouse, I’ll give you alehouse 
G               D7       G       Bb   C  D G   D G   D G   D G 
 Gonna give you alehouse futsal.