Bad Review chords

Half Man Half Biscuit

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Re Our gig at Deptford Abyss 
E                                           A    B7 
Who the hell does Jeff Dreadnought think he is? 
E           A                      E            A 
Was he even there? - I ask myself, does he even care? - don't kid yourself 
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Wait 'till our PR men hear of this. 
       E                                   A   B7 
It's a bad review; we got a bad review, oh ha 
       E                                    A    B7 
It's a bad review, what are we gonna do? Oh ha 
        E                                                               A B7  
I can't walk down the street 'cos other groups I might meet and they'll smirk 
           E                              A 
Oh, it's a rum old do is a bad review, oh Lord 
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An' my girlfriend's fuming. 
E                               A   B7 
You hacks don't know where it's at; 
    E                                  A      B7 
You can't appreciate the master of the Strat 
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Not that I'm concerned - 'course you're not, your paper's full of crap 
              E                F#           B7 
'Course it is, I only read the gig guide anyway. 
       E                                  A   B7 
It's A bad review, A B-B-B-bad review, oh ha 
         E                                         A     B7 
We got a bad review, I can't believe it's true, oh Lord 
       E                                               A      B7 
Well I know what you look like so don't ever come near Stroud 
     E                                 A 
Page thirty-two, it's a bad review, oh Lord 
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My girlfriend's fuming.  
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OK, let's go to chapel. 
E     A             E      B7 
Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review 
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Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review 
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The fearsome hollow boom of the older boys in the deep end 
E                         B7 
Green shoots of recovery shrivelled up in harsh tomorrows 
E                A 
Left to pick dry sticks and mumble to myself 
E                      B7 
A melancholy emblem of parish cruelty. 
E     A             E      B7 
Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review  
E     A             E      B7              
Oo-oo what's to do? It's a bad review  
      E     B7          E    B7         E     B7        E      B7  
Bad review,       bad review,     bad review,     bad review.            
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