C.a.m.r.a. Man chords

Half Man Half Biscuit

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Intro: C G (8x) 

C              F               Am          G 
Anything under five per cent I don't wanna drink it 
C    F         Am         G 
Ugly frontage? don't even think it. 
Em                  Am    Em                 Am 
I want my hand held pumps; I want the sci-fi meet, 
D               D7                         G 
I want Dave and Barbara to refer me to the blackboard. 
           C         G  C         G  C         G  (instr C G rpt) 
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man,   Camra man,   Camra man. 
C   F      Am      G        C       F    Am    G 
Weekends - vintage car show, Doctor Who aficionado 
Em         Am   Em           Am 
No wife no kids, no way juke box 
D              D7           G 
I get sent the Belstaff catalogues. 
           C         G  C         G  C         G    (instr C G rpt) 
'Cos I'm a CAMRA man,   Camra man,   Camra man. 
Em                      Am      Em                      Am 
And at the Monday night archery, a fellow cellar-hopper lent to me 
Em                 Am      Em                Am 
A Willie Rushton biography, in return for my Sally James scrapbook. 
D7                        G7 
Guess the guest and win a night with 
D7                        G7 
Guess the guest and win a night with 
D7                        G7 
Guess the guest and win a night with 
D7                        G7               C 
Guess the guest and win a night out with a CAMRA man 
  G          C            G 
A CAMRA man, CAMRA man, a CAMRA man. 
     C          G          C          G 
Oh I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am 
      C                    G 
I'm a dirty great big Five Nations fan; 
      C                       G 
I've "Cheap Trick Live At The Budokan" 
           C                              G 
I've got a friend I can trust, I've got a shotgun round the back 
           C                          G 
I've got a Bonneville in bits but I'm gonna sort it out 
          C          G          C          G 
Because I am I am, I am I am, I am I am, I am I am I am 
       C            Am           C            Am 
I am a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man, a CAMRA man 
            G                      C  C7 
And you can really taste the hops!