Dye Ken Ted Moult Chords
Dye Ken Ted Moult by Half Man Half Biscuit is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of C. It uses the chords C, F, G, D and C7. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
(instr) C F G C (x8)
C F G C
Our Ted, it has to be said produces proof beyond us
F G C
Rain, shine or gale force nine his frames remain intact.
D
Helicopters in my garden, bringing wind ' I beg your pardon
C G
Double glazing is amazing don't you all agree'
(instr) C F G C (x4)
C F G C
No fears, they'll last you for years: our statistics prove it
F G C
And you'll pose when all the street knows it's you who sets the pace.
D
On the cold and frosty mornings scoff and laugh at Yuletide warnings
C G
Insulation for the nation, that's the one for me.
(instr) C F G C (x4)
C F G C
No draughts 'cos that'd be daft ' a feather acknowledges Newton
F G C
And a ball and chain let loose on the pane can only smash your nerves.
D
In the hibernating season fit the best, it stands to reason
C G
No complaining where it's raining thanks to Mr Moult, wahey!
(instr) C F G C (x4) F G C F G C7