E A E
Looked in my laptop, what did I see?
E A E
A flashin' message says today therapy
E A E
Rather walk through fire than converse with my shrink
C G D B
But I'm getting better that's what some people think
E A E
Talk about denial and dysfunctional things
E A E
Head's like a bell somedays it dongs and it dings
E A E
My brain play tricks on me it likes to shift gears
C G D
Spend lots of money, but I'm tacklin' my fears
G C G
Vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
C G D G
These are the things that terrify me the most
G C G
No aliens, psychopaths or MTV hosts
C G D G
Scare me like vampires, mummies and the Holy Ghost
Ooohh
Had a dream last night took a time travellin' ride
Back to my childhood where those monsters reside
They snack on innocence and dine on self-esteem
But I like to be in touch with what makes me scream
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C Bm Am C Bm Am
I was never ever frightened by the murderer on our block
C Bm Am
He nurtured orchids and raised hamsters
G D D7
The neighborhood is still in shock
G C G
La la la la, la la la la
C G D G
La la la la, la la la la la la
So many dragons lurking out in the fog
So many crazy people mumblin' monologues
It's not the tales of Stephen King that I've read
I need protection from the things in my head like
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