Thing That Never Cross A Mans Mind chords

Kellie Pickler

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E                            B7 
I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong 
                                E 
Just looked in my closet, not a thing to put on 
                                 A          A7 
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind 
E                            B7    E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind 

E                         B7 
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk 
                                 E 
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off 
                               A      A7 
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine 
E                            B7    E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind 

     B7 
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick 
          E 
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it 
      B7 
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold 
    E 
And watchin all this football is sure getting old 
C#m                       E                   C#m            A A7 
    Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line 
E                            B7    E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind 

E                         B7 
Her lips are too red, her skirt is too tight 
                               E 
Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high 
                         A      A7 
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind 
E                            B7    E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind 

     B7 
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick 
          E 
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it 
      B7 
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold 
    E 
And watchin all this football is sure getting old 
C#m                       E                   C#m            A A7 
    Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line 
E                            B7    E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind 

  B7 
I feel a little bloated, think I'm fixin to start 
      E 
That movie was good 'cept for the violent parts 
B7 
Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair 
  E 
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer 
C#m                             E 
   These curtains clash with the carpet, 
C#m                     A A7 
   The color scheme is a crime 
E                            B7    E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind