Intro
Em
*Pig snorts*
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Verso 1:
Em
Big man, pig man
C G Em
Haha, charade you are
D Em
Wooh!
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You well-heeled big wheel
C Em G Em
Haha, charade you are
D C G
And when your hand is on your heart
A C A
You're nearly a good laugh, almost a joker
With your head down in the pig bin
G
Sayin', "Keep on digging"
C
Pig stain on your fat chin
What do you hope to find
Down in the pig mine?
C
You're nearly a laugh
Em C
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry
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Verso 2:
Em
Bus stop rat bag
C G
Haha, charade you are
Em
You fucked up old hag
C G Em
Haha, charade you are
C G
You radiate cold shafts of broken glass
A C A
You're nearly a good laugh, almost worth a quick grin
You like the feel of steel. You're hot stuff with a hatpin
C
And good fun with a handgun
C
You're nearly a laugh
Em C
You're nearly a laugh, but you're really a cry
Instrumental:
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Verso 3:
Em
Hey you, Whitehouse
C G
Haha, charade you are
Em
You house proud town mouse
C G Em
Haha, charade you are
C G
You're tryin' to keep our feelings off the street
A
You're nearly a real treat. All tight lips and cold feet
And do you feel abused?
You! Gotta stem the evil tide and keep it all on the inside
C
Mary, you're nearly a treat
Em C
Mary, you're nearly a treat, but you're really a cry
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Outro
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