Intro: G C D (4x)
G C D G C D
Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market
Kevin is a lunatic he works there every day
Kevin is a lunatic he works at Richardsons market
Kevin is a lunatic the mailman thinks he's gay
C G D G
He says fuck you, grocery dollar two
C G D
That's his way to say have a nice day
Kevin is a lunatic ...
C G D G
He says go to hell candy bars are not on sale
C G D
but Zachary says he'll buy one anyway
Kevin is a lunatic ...
C D G
The mail-mailman thinks he's gay