Intro: Em D C G G/F#
Verse 1
Em
Caroline!
D C
Caroline!all the guys would say she's mighty fine
G G/F# Em
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
D C G G/F#
And the other half either got you cursed out, or coming up short
Em
see even though
D C
she'd need a golden calculator to divide
G G/F# Em
The time it takes to look inside and realize that
D
Real guys go for real
C G G/F#
down to Mars girls
Em D
I know you'd like to thank your shit don't stank
C
But lean a little bit closer
G G/F# Em
See that roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo
D C G G/F#
roses really smell like poo-oo-ooo (2x)
REPEAT INTRO (guitar solo)
Verse 2