verse 1
C C/B Gm/B A7 Dm
It's a God-awful small affair, to the girl with the mousy hair
Dm/C Bm7 G C
But her Mummy is yelling "No", and her Daddy has told her to go
G/B Gm/Bb A7 Dm
But her friend is nowhere to be seen, now she walks through her sunken dream
Dm/C Bm7 G Eb/Bb
To the seat with the clearest view, and she's hooked to the silver screen
BRIDGE 1
Eb/B Cm Eb7/Db Ab
But the film is a saddening bore, 'cause she's lived it ten times or more
Ab/E Fm Ab7/F#
She could spit in the eyes of fools, as they ask her to focus on
F Bb
Sailors fighting in the dance hall,
Dm Dm/C# C Cm/G Gm
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go, it's the freakiest show
Bbm7/F F Bb
Take a look at the lawman beating up the wrong guy
Dm Dm/C# C Cm/G Gm
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know he's in the best selling show
Bbm7/F Dm Dm7/C# Dm/C Bm7
Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars?
LINK C | C#dim | Dm | Ebdim7 | Em | F | Fm |
verse 2
C C/B Gm/B A7 Dm
It's on Americas tortured brow that Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
Dm/C Bm7 G C
Now the workers have struck for fame 'cause Lennon's on sale again
G/B Gm/Bb A7 Dm
See the mice in their million hordes, from Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
Dm/C Bm7 G Eb/Bb
Rule Britannia is out of bounds to my mother, my dog, and clowns
BRIDGE 2
Eb/B Cm Eb7/Db Ab
But the film is a saddening bore, 'cause I wrote it ten times or more
Ab/E Fm Ab7/F#
It's about to be writ again, as I ask you to focus on
Chorus 2 (As Chorus 1)
OUTRO C C#dim Dm Ebdim7 Em F Fm C