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Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste
EI've been around for lonDg,long years I've stAolen many a man's soul and fEaith
EI was around when JesDus Christ had His mAoments of doubt and paEin
EI made damn sure that PDilate washed his hAands and sealed his fEate
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BPleased to meet you, hoBpe you guess my naEme,
Bbut what's puzzling you, is the ((B)) nature of my gEame
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I stuck around St. Petersburg when I saw it was time for a change
I killed the Czar and his ministers, Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a gen'ral's rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
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I watched with glee while your kings and queens, fought for ten decades for
the gods they made
I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedys?", when after all it was you and me
So let me please introduce myself, I am a man of wealth and taste
And I lay traps for troubadours, who get killed before they reach Bombay
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Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name,
but what's confusing you, is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is criminal, and all the sinners, Saints
As heads is tails, just call me Lucifer, 'cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me, have some courtesy, have some sympathy and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse, or I'll lay your soul to waste
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