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C F C
I'm looking like a lobster wearing flip flops and a Stetson
G C
Guess that's why they call it fishing instead of catching
F C
Cause I ain't had a single bite all day
G C
But I caught a buzz and ain't no limit to Tanqueray
C F C
Ain't quite sure how I wound up way down here
G C
It's a long haul to ropes and sails from roping steers
F C
Ain't gonna worry about that, just gonna have some fun
G C
Got a be one fish down there dumber than I am drunk
F
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston
C F
I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum
G
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy
C F
I'm a saltwater cowboy
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C F C
There's a tiki party down the beach about a mile or two
G C
Where they're singing with Jimmy and toasting to Chris LeDoux
F C
And if it weren't for Captain Morgan steering this ship
G C
I might untie that rope and back her on up outta this
Bridge
F
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston
C F
I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum
G
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy
C F
I'm a saltwater cowboy
Bridge
C F C
If this bottle goes overboard, you'd better wish me luck
G C
Cause I'm afraid of sharks but I'm terrified of sobering up
F
It ain't that far from Waco to Galveston
C F
I'm what you get when you mix a prairie dog with an old beach bum
G
Cow chips, BS, and ships ahoy
C F
I'm a saltwater cowboy