A
Well I'm trying not to panic
E
But I'm gettin' all romantic
B A E
Gettin' soft with everything I say and do
A
I'm talkin' hours on the phone
E
Puttin' on that sweet cologne
B A E
I'm even putting down the toilet seat for you
Oh wait a minute it gets worse
I found myself holding your purse
Waiting outside that bra and pantie store
My boss' wife walked by
She spotted me and told me hi
And I knew then
I was in for it for sure
A
Now all the boys down at the shop know
E
And they sure do find it funny
A
They say you've changed my ways
B
And that you're spending all my money
A E
Honey if you're not in love
A B
If you're not in love
A E
If you're not in love
A B E A E B
Oh if you're not in love...
Well I'm in a whole lot of trouble
I get this lump in my throat
I think I sold my boat
So I could buy that diamond ring for you
Now I'm hopin' and I'm wishin'
That since I can't go fishin'
You don't make me sell my golf clubs too
Now all the boys down at the shop know
And they laughed until I cried
I told them If I mess this up
My mamma's gonna tear my hide
(Chorus)
A
I gave up that can of snuff
E
No more NASCAR on TV
A
Honey If that ain't enough
E
This may be the death of me
(Chorus)