Intro: E G5 E A5 E D/A E
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If you're havin' trouble with the high school head
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He's givin' you the blues
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You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed
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Here's what you gotta do
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Pick up the phone I'm always home, call me anytime
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Just ring three six two, four three six o
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I lead a life of crime
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
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Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
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Dirty deeds they're done dirt cheap
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You got problems in your life of love
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You got a broken heart
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He's double dealin' with your best friend
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That's when the tear drops start, fella
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Pick up the phone, I'm here alone, or make a social call
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Come right in , forget about him
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We'll have ourselves a ball
**Chorus
Break: B E **Per Intro
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If you got a lady and you want her gone
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But you ain't got the guts
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She keeps naggin' at you night and day
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Enough to drive you nuts
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Pick up the phone, leave her alone
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It's time you made a stand
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For a fee I'm happy to be
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Your back door man. Whoo!
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Concrete shoes, cyanide, T. N. T.
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Done dirt cheap
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Neck-ties, contracts, high voltage
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Done dirt cheap
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Dirty deeds
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Done dirt cheap
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Dirty deeds
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Done dirt cheap
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They're ready to send him on the cruise