Intro
F C F C F C C/B Am G F
verse 1
C C/B
If I were one of the Girls
Am
I would be Shoshauna
C C/B
If I were one of the Girls
Am
I would be Shoshauna
F C
Confused and rude
F C
Such a special kind of way to be cruel
F C
Confused and rude
C/B
Confused and rude
Am F
Confused and rude
verse 2
C C/B
Karma Chamillionaire
Am
Chasing the sad glow down
C C/B
Karma Chamillionaire
Am
Chasing the sad glow down
F C
Confused and rude
F Am
The owner of a bad attitude
F C
Confused and rude
C/B
Confused and rude
Am
Confused and rude
F C
Confused and rude
F C
Such a special kind of way to be cool
F C
The piranha found their way to the pool
C/B
Confused and rude
Am
Confused and rude
verse 3
C C/B
If I were one of the things
Am
I'd be american garbage
C
The most beautiful thing
C/B Am
The most beautiful american garbage you have ever seen
Bridge
F C
Brand new and bruised
F C
On the way to building a better you
F C
Brand new and bruised
C/B
Confused and bruised
Am
Confused and rude
Outro
F C
If I were one of the Girls
F C
I would be Shoshanna
F C
Confused and rude
C/B
Confused and rude
Am
Confused and rude