verse 1
(Play each chord change normally, palm-mute during the rest of the verse)
C G F C
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
C G F C
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I can't complain
A F C D
I'm still ali-i-ive
A F C G
I'm still ali-i-ive
A F C D
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
A F C G
I'm still ali-i-ive
verse 1
C G F C
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble walking"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I've got a cane, so what?
C G F C
Today an old man walked up to me and said: "I have trouble seeing"
C G F F* F F* F F*
That's okay I can't complain
A F C D
I'm still ali-i-ive
A F C G
I'm still ali-i-ive
A F C D
I'm still alalala-lalala-live
A F C G
I'm still ali-i-ive
verse 2
D C
Since you've crashed my car
D C (palm-mute) C (strum once)
It just couldn't, couldn't be the same
C G F F F F
e|------------|------------|------------|------------|
b|------------|------------|------------|------------|
g|----5-------|------------|------------|------------|
D|-------5----|----5-------|----3-------|----3-3-3---|
A|-3-------3--|-------5----|-------3----|----3-3-3---|
E|------------|-3-------3--|-1-------1--|----1-1-1---|
C G F F F F
Today on the wrong side of the road
C G F F F F
An old lady, she crashed my car, she was about 80 years old, that's right.
C G F F F F
And she said: "Son, I'm so sorry 'bout your car, but I've really bad eyes."
C G F
And she said: "Son, just be lucky that you're still alive."
N.C. (Pickslide)
You know what she said, guys? Fuck you, Tom!
C G F (palm-mute this last line)
She said: "Son, be lucky you're alive."
Bridge
C G F
A big fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard
F (palm-mute)
Be lucky you're still alive!
C G F
Fuck you, you crashed my car! Four years of work in a junkyard.
F (palm-mute)
Be lucky you're still alive!
Bridge 2
(Play normally first 2 times, palm-mute 3rd and 4th time, play normally 5th and 6th)
C G F
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
C G F F* F F* F F*
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
C G F
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to drive!
C G F
Fuck you! You shouldn't be allowed to, to drive!
C G F
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to drive!
C G F F F* F F* F
Fuck! You! Shouldn't be allowed to dri-ah-ive!
Ending riff
C C C C C C C C
e|----------|----------|----------|----------|
b|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|-5-5--5---|
g|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|-5-5----5-|
D|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|-x-x------|
A|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|-3-3------|
E|----------|----------|----------|----------|