Plastic Jesus chords

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  			C                                 
I don't care if it Rains or freezes 
G 
As long as I've got my Plastic Jesus 
F                              C    G 
Ridin' on the dashboard Of my car 
 
C                                 
Through my trials And tribulations 
G 
And my travels Through the nation 
F                              C   G 
With my plastic Jesus I'll go far 
 
C                             G   
Ridin' down the thoroughfare With a nose up in the air 
F                                  C   G 
A wreck may be ahead But he don't mind 
 
C                           G 
Trouble comin' He don't see He just keeps his eye on me 
F                              C     G 
And any other thing that lies behind 
 
 
C                      G        F       C   G   
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far 
C                      G      F                             C     G 
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car 
 
C                         G 
When I'm in a traffic jam He don't care if I say damn 
F                        C    G 
 Ican let all my curses roll 
C                                 G   
'Cos Jesus' plastic doesn't hear 'Cos he has a plastic ear 
F                                     C     G 
The man who invented plastic Saved my soul 
 
 
C                G      F               C   G 
With my plastic Jesus  Goodbye and I'll go far 
C                      G      F                             C   G 
I said with my plastic Jesus Sitting on the dashboard of my car 
 
Am            G                Am                 G 
An if I weave around at night Policemen think I'm very tight 
F                                     C     G 
They never find my bottle Though they ask 
Am                  G           Am                 G 
'Cos plastic Jesus shelters me For his head comes off you see 
F                                 C     G 
He's hollow and I use him like a flask 
 
G 
Woa Woa Woa 
 
C - - G - - F ? C ?G (Save me) 
C - -G - -F ? C -G 
 
C                                    G   
I don't care if it's dark or scary Long as I got magnetic Mary 
F                             C    G 
Ridin' on the dashboard of my car   
C               
I feel that I'm protected amply 
G                                          F                            C    G   
I've got the love of the whole damn family Ridin' on the dashboard of my car 
 
 
C                G           F                 C  G   
With my plastic Jesus I said goodbye And I'll go far 
 C                         G            F                               C   G 
And I said with my plastic Jesus I said sittin' on the dashboard of my car 
 
 
OUTRO along with Chorus: 
 
C                          G 
When I'm goin' fornicatin' I've got my ceramic Satan 
F                               C   G  
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car 
C  
 Women know I'm on the level 
G 
Thanks to the wide-eyed stoneware devil  
F                                   C  
Sneerin' from the dashboard of my car