INTRO: D A7 D A7 D A7 D
D A7 D
He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke
G D
We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes
G D G
We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few
D A7 D
He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't
D F#7
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
G D
Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
D A7
I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse
D F#7 G D
Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between
D A7 D
'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink
A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot
Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot
And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette
Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
D F#7
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
G D
And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine
D A7
I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse
D F#7 G D
Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between
D A7 D
'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah
D F#7 G D A7
Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about
D F#7
Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen
G D
Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine
D A7 D G
The more I drink, the more I drink
D A7
Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink
OUTRO: D A7 D