Intro
E A
Oooh...
E A
Ooooh...
E A
Ooooooohhh...
D B
verse 1
E A
Is it the way you're speakin'?
E A
Is it because I'm peakin'?
E A D E
Twistin' your face, thumb in haaand
A F#
But you gotta have your own space to play in
A F#
A collection of glass chickens
A F# E
Oh, Vernie, what a garden you have
verse 2
E A
Maybe its the snuff under your lip
E A
Or maybe caramel cake covered in Christmas
E A D E
Oh, a flower, you are, to my laaaaand
But I
A F#
No, I cannot deny the beauty
A F# A
If I had a heart, I would want it to be, like Vernie's
F# E
Oh, what a heart that she has
B A E
no lyrics
B A E
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Outro
B
Roaming through the cupboard
A E
Jar of pickles never opened since 1983
B
Peanuts in a pile
A E
And Elvis down the aisle, singing gallantly...
B A E
B A F#m E
I wish I could be, I wish I could be, I wish I could beeeee
B A F#m E
I wish I could be, I wish I could be a little more like Ver-nie
B
Oh, I wanna be,
A F#m E
I wanna be, a little more like Ver-nie