Intro 
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Verse 
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Excuse me may i offer you this TV-set 
i put it on a year ago and it hasn't broken yet 
or maybe you'd prefer a T-shirt with a smile 
it's been here a while but it's not out of style 
our cutlery department has newly been restored 
we do it every year so you won't get bored 
Bridge 
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we try to please our customers the best way we can 
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rich or poor, we will be at hand 
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every woman every man, welcome to our shopping-land 
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We aim to please 
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and if you're not satisfied  
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we're down on our knees 
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we aim to please 
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we're here to help you out 
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and make you feel at ease 
Verse 
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The girls at the counter can always lend a hand 
to the ladies and the women and the boys and the men 
we hope you like our music we picked it out for you 
in corporation with the Sony-crew 
Bridge 
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we try to please our customers the best way we can 
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rich or poor, we will be at hand 
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every woman every man, welcome to our shopping-land 
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We aim to please 
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and if you're not satisfied  
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we're down on our knees 
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we aim to please 
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we're here to help you out 
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and make you feel at ease 
Solo 
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Verse 
We hope that you've found pleasure 
in picking out your choice 
and if you'd like to hand it back 
we will not make a noise 
gee i must be going  
you know i can't be late 
see you tomorrow when we open up at eight 
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We aim to please 
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and if you're not satisfied  
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we're down on our knees 
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we aim to please 
              C# 
we're here to help you out 
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and make you feel at ease 
   G#     Eb 
We aim to please 
              C# 
and if you're not satisfied  
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we're down on our knees 
   G#     Eb 
we aim to please 
              C# 
we're here to help you out 
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and make you feel at ease 
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Solo 
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Outro 
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