Intro: Am (x6)
verse 1
Am
When you took me home, you knew who you were taking
F
Not some Debbie debutante, standing in an (Am)apron, frying up your bacon
Pre-Chorus
Am
My house and my mouth and my mind get kinda trashy
I've never been to jail, but Hell, I wouldn't put it past me
Am
So, if you want the girl next door, some Virgin Mary metaphor
F
Your cardboard cutout on the wall, your paper or your Barbie doll
Am
With perfect hair and a perfect dress, I'm really just the perfect mess
F G
And I ain't nothing less or nothing more, so baby, if you want the girl next door
Post-Chorus
Am
Then go next door and go right now, and don't look back, don't turn around
F
And don't call me when you get bored, yeah, if you want the girl next door
Am
Then go next door
Solo
(Am) (Am) (Am)
verse 2
Am
Sorry, I ain't sorry that I ain't your Marsha Brady, uh-uh
If I ever met her, bet she'd probably
Am
hate me, 'cause you'd wanna date me
Pre-Chorus
Am
My heart and my head and my bed can get real twisted
F
And you wouldn't be the first to think you're --- gonna go and fix it
Am
So, if you want the girl next door, some Virgin Mary metaphor
F
Your cardboard cutout on the wall, your paper or your Barbie doll
Am
With perfect hair and a perfect dress, I'm really just the perfect mess
F G
And I ain't nothing less or nothing more, so baby, if you want the girl next door
Post-Chorus
Am
Then go next door and go right now, and don't look back, don't turn around
F
And don't call me when you get bored, yeah, if you want the girl next door
Am
Then go next door
Solo
(Am) (Am) (Am)
Bridge
G Am
The thing that turns you on is what you wanna change
G F
But you have a better chance of slowing down a train
Am
If you want the girl next door, some Virgin Mary metaphor
F
Your cardboard cutout on the wall, your paper or your Barbie doll
Am
With perfect hair and a perfect dress, I'm really just the perfect mess
F G
And I ain't nothing less or nothing more, so baby, if you want the girl next door
Post-Chorus
Am
Then go next door and go right now, and don't look back, don't turn around
F
And don't call me when you get bored, yeah, if you want the girl next door
Am
Then go next door
Outro
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