Intro: C7 G D7 Bb Am7 G
Verse1: C7 G
Barney works down at the A&P, drives a baby blue AMC
D7 G
ain't missed a day of work in 13 years, he's a fire dept. volunteer
C7
he's got a yard that's always just been mowed
G
collected stamps since he was 10 years old
D7
you never seen a more regular guy,
G
but when the sun goes down on Friday night
G7 C7
slaps on his Hai Karate aftershave
G
puts on his Elvis jacket custom made
G7 D7
gets in his patent leather zebra boots
G
fires up his Super Sport Malibu
G7 C7
he burns that rubber 'cross the county line
G
a honky tonkin' fool 'til closing time
G7 D7
you oughta see him metamorphosize
G
from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde
(4 bars intro)
Verse2: Monday morning it's a suit and tie,
attention shoppers there's a two for one buy
Tuesday afternoon he mans the wheel,
makes his rounds in the Bookmobile
he's got a Wednesday night canasta game
Thursday's a tourney at the bowling lanes
his friends would freak out if they only knew
the party animal he turns into
{Chorus}
you oughta see him metamorphosize
from Barney Jekyll into Bubba Hyde