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I have a hole in my tooth and my dentists are shut 
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Maybe this is a sign that I'm all out of luck 
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Not that I had much of that in my life before 
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At least my teeth were okay and my gums weren't sore 
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         D 
I have a hole in my tooth and my dentists are closed 
G 
Will I have needles in my mouth I do not know 
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Looks like I'll be worrying for at least a week 
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I hope I'm still allowed two sugars in my tea 
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