Intro: Bm A G A (4x)
Bm A G A
Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,
Bm A G A
To get your kicks at sixty six,
Bm A G A
He thinks of all the lips that he licks,
Bm A G A
And all the girls that he's going to fix!
Bm A G A
She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,
Bm A G A
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,
Bm A G A
Capi - tal punish - ment, she's last years model,
G A G A
They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,
G F#m Em D
...I don't want ...to go to ...Chelsea!
G D G D
Oh, no, it does not move me,
G D G D
Even though I've seen the movie,
G D G D
I don't want to check your pulse,
G D G D
I don't want no - body else,
G D E
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Bm A G A
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Bm A G A
Every - body's got new orders,
Bm A G A
Be a nice girl, and kiss the warders,
Bm A G A
Now the teacher is a - way,
Bm A G A
All the kids be - gin to play!
Bm A G A (2x)
Bm A G A
Men come sceaming, dressed in white coats,
Bm A G A
Shake you very gently by the throat,
G A G A
One's named Gus, one's named Alfie,
G F#m Em D
...I don't ....want to ...go to ...Chelsea!
G D G D
Oh, no, it does not move me,
G D G D
Even though I've seen the movie,
G D G D
I don't want to check your pulse,
G D G D
I don't want no - body else,
G D E
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Bm A G A (4x)
Bm A G A
Photo - graphs of fancy tricks,
Bm A G A
To get your kicks at sixty six,
Bm A G A
He thinks of all the lips that he licks,
Bm A G A
And all the girls that he's going to fix!
Bm A G A
She gave a little flirt, gave her - self a little cuddle,
Bm A G A
But there's no place here for the mini-skirt waddle,
Bm A G A
Capital punishment, she's last years model,
G A G A
They call her Na - tasha when she looks like Elsie,
G F#m Em D
...I don't want ...to go to ...Chelsea!
G D G D
Oh, no, it does not move me,
G D G D
Even though I've seen the movie,
G D G D
I don't want to check your pulse,
G D G D
I don't want no - body else,
G D E
I don't want to go to Chelsea!
Intro: Bm A G A Bm (4x)