Intro: (G) (F) (D) repeat
I believe that (D) gas is too damn high
Ain't nothin' more American than Mama's apple pie
I believe in (D) love, I believe in peace
But I don't believe we'll ever see it in the Middle East
I believe the (G) Bible is cold hard fact
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back
Before she does (D)
I believe the (D) Sabbath is the day of rest
The tax man and the devil share the same address
I believe don't (D) start if you're gonna quit
I believe in keeping your mouth shut, and carry a big stick
I be(G)lieve dogs are better than cats
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back
Before she does (D)
There's (A) absolutely positively (G) no doubt in my (D) mind (C) (G)
That (A) O.J. did it - Lee Harvey didn't
And (G) she's really gone this (A) time
I believe that (D) cold cold beer
Tastes better on a barstool than it does anywhere
I believe hard (D) work really makes the man
But everyone should wet a line every now and then
I believe it's (G) best to pay with cash
And I believe that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back
Before she does (D)
Repeat Chorus
I believe she (D) was a real good thing
Can you believe I let a girl like that get away
I believe (G) she meant it the night she packed
And said that (C) Jesus is coming (G) back
Before she (D) does
Before she does (D)