Intro: D5
Verse 1:
D5 Csus4
Read it in the paper, marked the date on the wall
G D5
To remind myself to celebrate the day I lose it all
D5 Csus4
They made plans to be together. I made plans to be alone.
G C G D5
She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned.
Verse 2:
D5 Csus4
Damn right I've got objections, but it's awful too late now.
G D5
Yea the cans are on the limo and the rice is on the ground.
D5 Csus4
They're headed for the islands, but hell I'm already gone.
G C G D5
She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned
G D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A C* D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G D5 G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
G C G D5
She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned.
Verse 3:
D5 Csus4
Yea I knew that it was over when I heard those weddin' bells.
G D5
That preacher was my jailer, now this bottle is my bail.
D5 Csus4
So much for all that prayin' her I do would be I don't.
G C G D5
She got a rock, I'm getting' stoned
G D5
Here's to happy ever after, and here's to balls and chains.
A C* D5
Here's to all us haters of old lovers' new last names.
G D5 G
Here's to holdin' up and gettin' right where I belong.
G C G D5
She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned.
Solo: G D5 G D5 G D5 A D5
G D5 G
So to hell with her and him and that white horse they rode out on
G C G D5
She got a rock, I'm gettin' stoned
G C D5
Yea she got a rock, Haha I'm gettin' stoned.