C Am
Don't ask me if you don't wanna know
F G C
Wind me up, watch me go on a tear
Am F G
Like a bear in a den, like a lion in a pen that's mad
C Am
I've never been too good at walking that line
F G
Rather take my ticket and pay my fine
C Am F G
It's a shame when the name of the game is not making nobody mad
C Am F
I'm Just sayin' what's slippin' off the tip of my tongue
G C Am F
Somebody call 911, get the PC police on my ass
G C Am F
Have 'em lock me up for sayin' petty old silly old facts
G C Am F
Yeah I oughta not talk like that, especially when I'm drinking
F G C Am F G
But I'm just sayin' what everybody's thinkin'
C Am
Better keep it to yourself, loose lips sink ships
F G
Better lock it up tight, don't shoot from the hip
C Am F G
Wanna hear how you feel But whatever you do boy don't get real
C Am
Might hurt his feelings, might hurt her pride
F G
Don't wanna be wrong, don't wanna take sides
C Am
It ain't cool, it aint fair
F G
You're confusing me with somebody who cares
Chorus
Bridge:
Am G F C
I can't say grass, I can't say stoned, gotta leave cocaine out of my song
Am G F G
So much weight on a little bitty of word, if you ask me its all absurd.
Chorus