Intro
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Verse
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Lyrics:
Well, everyone knows Juanita
Her eyes each a different color
Her teeth stick out and her chin goes in
And her...knuckles they drag on the floor
(Those aren't the words)
(There are children present)
Her hair is like a brier
She stands in a bow-legged stance
And if I weren't so ugly
She'd possibly give me a chance
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| h Hammer-on
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