Illegal Alien Chords

  			(intro 4x) Bb  Eb  Bb  Eb F 

G          D           Bb          F 
Got out of bed, wasn't feeling too good 
                      C           Cm          Bb 
With my wallet and my passport, a new pair of shoes 
G           D            Bb          F 
The sun was shining so I head for the park 
                     C        Cm           Bb 
With a bottle of tequila and a new pack of cigarrettes 

I got a cousin, and sge got a friend 
Who thought that her aunt knew a man who could help 
At his apartment, I knock on the door 
He wouldn't come out until he got paid 

(pre-chorus) 
    Bb    Eb       Bb    Eb   Bb    Eb 
Now don't tell anybody what I wanna do 
    Bb    Eb   Bb  Eb                   Eb            Bb      Eb 
If they find out, you know that they'll never let me through 

Bb      Eb    Bb Eb   F  Bb     Eb   Bb  Eb  F 
Cos it's no fun being an illegal alien     (2x or however many you feel like)

Down at the office had to fill out the forms 
A pink one, a red one, the colours you choose 
Up to the counter to see what they think, they said, 
"It doesn't count, man, it aint written in ink" 

I don't trust anybody, least not around here 
(Chorus) 

Lead in to bridge (the keyboard solo) 
Bb (2 bars)  Ab(2