Sweet Transvestite chords

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E-E 
    How do you do, I 
E-G 
    See you've met my 
G-A              A-E 
   faithful handyman. 

E-E 
   He's just a little brought down, Be- 
E-G 
   -cause when you knocked 
G-A                            A-E 
    he thought you were the candyman. 
  
E-E 
   Don't get strung out 
E-G 
    by the way I look, 
G-A                      A-E 
    don't judge a book by its cover. 
E-E 
    I'm not much of a girl 
E-G 
    by the light of day, 
G-A                                      A-E 
    but by night I'm one hell of a lover. 
         
           B7                      A                      E 
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. 
  
E-E 
    Let me show you around, maybe 
E-G 
    play you a sound, 
G-A                                         A-E 
    you look like you're both pretty groovy. 

E-E 
    Or if you want something visual 
E-G 
    that's not too abysmal, 
G-A                                           A-E 
    we could take in an old Steve Reeves movie. 
  
E-E 
    Well, you got caught with a flat, well, 
E-G 
    how 'bout that? 
G-A                               A-E 
    Well, babies, don't you panic. 

E-E 
    By the light of the night, 
E-G 
    when it all seems alright, 
G-A 
    I'll get you a satanic mechanic. 
    
           B7                      A                   E 
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. 
         
E-E 
    Why don't you stay for the night?  Night. 
E-G 
    Or maybe a bite?  Bite. 
G-A                                          A-E 
    I could show you my favorite obsession. 

E-E 
    I've been making a man 
E-G 
    with blond hair and a tan, 
G-A                           A-E 
    and he's good for relieving my tension. 
  
           B7                      A                  E 
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. 
           B7                      A                  E 
I'm just a sweet transvestite from Sensational, Transylvania. 
  
                  
(spoken) 
E 
  So - come up to the lab, 
G 
  and see what's on the slab, 
E 
  I see you shiver with antici...pation. 
G 
  But maybe the rain 
E 
  isn't really to blame, 
A 
  so I'll remove the cause 
E 
 (chuckles), but not the symptom.