Hayseed Dixie - Big Balls
Intro - E - C - E - C - E - C - D - B
(verse 1)
E C
Well I'm upper-upper class high society,
E C
Gods' gift to ballroom noteriety,
E C
And my ballrooms always filled the event is never small,
D B
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all.
E C#m
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
E C#m
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
E C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
C C C D A B
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,
(verse 2)
E C
And my ballrooms always bouncing, and my ballrooms always full,
E C
And everybody comes and comes again,
E C
If your name is one the guest list, no one can take you higher,
D B
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire,
E C#m
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
E C#m
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
E C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
C C C D A B
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,
(verse 3)
E C/E
Some balls are held for charity, and some for fancy dress,
E C/E
But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best,
E C/E
My balls are always bouncing, from the left and to the right,
D/F# B
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night,
E C#m
I've got big balls, I've got big balls,
E C#m
They're such big balls, they're dirty big balls,
E C#m
And he's got big balls, and she's got big balls,
C C C D A B
But we've got the biggest, balls ofF them all,