Intro: C
Verse: 1
C Em
You look as pretty as a picture in a brand-new K-Mart frame
Am C G
Like a cocktail waitress on a Las Vegas weddin' day
F C Em Am
So if your hus-bands's busy playin' video games
F C Am G
Give me a call, sweet momma, if you need some strange
Oh I feel the same
F C
So baby, how 'bout you and me
Am C
Go on a vandalism spree?
F C
Burn down the Dairy Queen
Am G
Maybe rob the cash machine
F C
And spend it all on a weddin' ring
Am C
Orange spray paint and gasoline
F C
We'll make-believe it's halloween, girl
Am G
Anything to feel a thing
Verse: 2
C Em
You ever get so lonesome, You ever get so bored
Am C G
You wanna throw some rocks at your Honda Accord?
F C Am G
Well we can steal some Keystone beer from A-rab liquor store
F C Am G
Gonna blow more money, honey, than you can afford
I'll be an escort for ya
F C
Baby, how 'bout you and me
Am C
Go on a vandalism spree?
F C
Burn down the Dairy Queen
Am G
Maybe rob the cash machine
F C
And spend it all on a weddin' ring
Am C
Orange spray paint and gasoline
F C
A honeymoon down in New Orleans, hell
Am G
Anything to feel a thing
Bridge
Em C
So if you ever get tired of those pastel blues
Em C
If you ever feel wired with nothin' better to do
Em C
We'll set the woods on fire and burn the avenue
Am G
I'll be the first to warn you, girl, I ain't nothin' but bad news
F C
So baby, how 'bout you and me
Am C
Go on a vandalism spree?
F C
Burn down the Dairy Queen
Am G
Maybe rob the cash machine
F C
And go pawn a weddin' ring
Am C
For cocaine and ketamine
F C
I can be your Charlie Sheen, hell
Am G
Anything to feel a thing