Riding Daphne chords

Infant Sorrow

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  			G               D 
With my pen and paper 
Em                 C 
I am sitting at my tabletop 
    G 
And once again 
  D               G          D 
I think of riding Daphne. 


G               D 
Cherry lips and curvy hips 
Em                 C 
And bucking like a quarter-horse 
G                D               G           D 
I sit here and I think of riding Daphne. 


Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 
Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 


     F5 
I'll settle in 
    D5 
Now strap me in 
       C#5                C5 
You'll mount me with your bristley thighs 
       Eb5 
You'll chafe me 
           D5 
I'm riding Daphne. 


G                D 
On her knees she gave a blow 
Em                     C 
Like standing on fresh fallen snow 
     G                D            G         D 
Besmirching the sweet innocence of Daphne 
G                     D 
In her white coat and stethoscope 
Em                   C 
She came so hard she couldn't cope 
G                    D 
She done it in front of her bloke 
G             D 
Our Daphne. 


Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 
Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 


     F5 
I'll settle in 
    D5 
Now strap me in 
       C#5                C5 
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape 
       Eb5 
You'll gaff me 
           D5 
I'm riding Daphne. 


C 
Playing doctor with my doctor mate 
  G 
I think we could rocked her mate 
Am 
Thanks for waiting patiently 
Em 
And taking slobby dregs, mate 
C 
Hope there's no hard feelings 
         Am              D 
'Bout my manhood on your leg. 


G                        D 
She took the Hippocratic oath 
Em                  C 
She took my manhood in her throat 
G                      D 
She knows the Heimlich she won't choke 
G            D 
Not Daphne. 


G                           D 
She dropped her drawers and sat on me 
Em                    C 
While watching Grey's Anatomy 
G                       D 
And checked my prostate glad for free 
G              D 
Did Daphne. 


Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 
Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 



     F5 
I'll settle in 
    D5 
Now strap me in 
       C#5                C5 
You'll bind me in with gaffer's tape 
       Eb5 
You'll gaff me 
           D5 
I'm riding Daphne. 



Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne. 
Bm C         G 
Ooooh riding Daphne.