A E
Well, I forgot what I was gonna tell you, I guess it wasn't important anyway
A B7 E
Wait I think I remember, well I guess it can wait
A D
It was somethin about last Wednesday when you forgot we had a date
E A
Something came up, well okay
A D
Two weeks ago last Friday you were dancing at JR's bar
A B7 E
You told me that you liked me, you don't remember back that far
A D
Well I guess it doesn't matter, I'll just forget about this day
A E A
There's just something I just have to say
D A
If you've got a problem I'm here to fix it
D E
If you can't remember from day to day
A D
Who your love is and what his name was and
A D
Why you love him and why it's me
A E
I'll gladly help you keep your life straight
D E A
I'm available, yes, I'm free
I don't do this often why does it seem natural
I just thought I'd help someone in need
And you looked like the perfect candidate
Middle of the road, someone like me
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I don't want to impose unwanted sanctions
I just thought I'd help you keep our peace
No talk of politics or religion
Just a little wine and bad t.v.
Chorus