INTRO: C F C F
Verse: 1
C
I been watchin' these wannabe cowboys
F
Getting turned down like a radio
C
I been sittin' here watching you
F
Thinking of one or two new ways to say no
C
But you been tappin' them Tony Lamas
F
You got one thing on your mind
G
And girl, with that body, can't believe nobody's
C
Asked you to dance all night
C
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
F
Spread around a little sawdust
G
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
C
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
C
These boys don't know how to two-step
F
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk (Nah)
Post-Chorus
C
Step, step to the left
F
Step, step to the right
Verse: 2
C
Yeah, I could ask if you fell from Heaven
F
Where you're hidin' them angel wings (Where they at?)
C F
I could say you look like Loretta Lynn, circa 1973
C
I could buy you another fruity drink
F
But you been drinkin' free here all night long
G
I'd rather use that money to keep the band country
C
Playin' your favorite songs
C
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
F
Spread around a little sawdust
G
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
C
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
C
These boys don't know how to two-step
F
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk (Nah)
Post-Chorus
C
Step, step to the left
F
Step, step to the right
Bridge
C
(Hey guitar player, gimme some of that guitar)
F
Yeah, a little less conversation
G C
Slide to the left, slide to the right
C
So let's get ya out there on a hardwood
F
Spread around a little sawdust
G
Girl, let's slide like a steel guitar should
C
Then make this hole-in-the-wall all jealous of us
C
These boys don't know how to two-step
F
Let's show 'em how to honky-tonk
G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk
G
'Cause I ain't here to drop pickup lines
C
And you ain't here to talk
Post-Chorus
C
Step, step to the left
F
Step, step to the right
Outro
C
Yeah, I got some new dance moves over here
F
Yeah, you haven't seen 'em yet, just wait