Intro: Dm (4x)
then G F Am (4x)
verse 1:
D G Bb
Connect the cable
D A F
Have sex a lot
D G Bb
A hostile climate
D A F
clouds and sickens you
D G Bb
Two room condo
D A F
treeless culdesac
D G Bb
A nun's dark habit
D A F
All arm no follow through
Refrain 1:
G F Am
As a favor to me
G F Am
As a place to go
G F Am
As a favor to me
G F Am
Little stitch to sew
verse 2:
D G Bb
Loose leaf paper
D A F
At a loss for words
D G Bb
A can of dinner
D A F
Hard to get a rise
D G Bb
Hook up the Sega
D A F
Have sex alone
D G Bb
Stick a fork in a socket
D A F
Still it's no surprise
G
I think I'm
F Am
coming unplugged
G F
I just scratch
Am
and shrug
G F Am
Itches in my teeth
G F Am
As a favor to me
to me to me to me
D G
I can't watch
F G
you all the time
F#m G
Much as I would like to
A Em G
As I think I ought to
D G
It's hard to argue
F G
for this life
F#m G
Harder still without you
A Em G
Don't make me survive you
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