G C
He was born in West Virginia,
D G
His wife's name's Betty Lou Thelma Liz
G C
And he's not responsible for what he's doing
D G
'Cause his mother made him what he is.
G C
Up against the wall Redneck Mother,
D G
Mother, who has raised her son so well.
G C
He's thirty-four and drinking in a honky tonk.
D G
Just kicking hippies asses and raising hell.
Sure does like his Falstaff beer,
Likes to chase it down with that Wild Turkey liquor;
Drives a fifty-seven GMC pickup truck;
He's got a gun rack; "Goat ropers need love, too" sticker
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Well,
M is for the mudflaps you give me for my pickup truck
O is for the Oil I put on my hair
T is for T-bird
H is for Haggard
E is for eggs, and
R is for REDNECK.
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