Pig-Me and the Whore Chords

  			G    D      A       G       D          A  
Big bottled fraulein, put your weight on me  
G       D              A  
Said the pygmy to the whore  
G        D              A     E               D       A  
Desperate for more in his assault upon the mountain  
 
        G    D      A               G       D          A  
little man his youth a fountain overdrafted and still counting  
G       D              A  
vernacular verbose  
    G               D    A       E               D       A  
an attempt in getting close to where he came from  
 
          G        D       A             G          D          A  
in the doorway of the stars, between Blandford Street and Mars  
G       D  A    G  D     A  
proposition deal, fly button feel  
E       D        E              D       A  
testicle testing, wallet ever bulging  
 
G               D               A    G           D            A  
dressed to the left divulging the wrinkles of his years  
        G       D  A      G           D  A  
wedding bell induced fears shedding bell end tears  
          E               D               A  
in the pocket of her resistance  
   
 
       G          D  A                  G       D         A  
international assistance flowing generous and full  
    G            D       A  
to his never-ready tool  
              G       D        A  
pulls his eyes over her wool  
 
E                      D  
and he shudders as he comes  
E                      D                A                       E  
and my rudder slowly turns me into the Marylebone Road