What Would Waylon Do Chords
by Joe Diffie
What Would Waylon Do by Joe Diffie is a moderately challenging guitar song played in the key of F with a capo on the 1st fret. It uses the chords E, A, G and B. Use the transpose and diagram tools on this page to change the key, see each shape, or simplify the chords.
Intro: (E) (E) (E) (E)
Well the (E) door's open at 7
And the crowd is filing through
Somebody dropped my guitar
And I can't find my left boot
There's a (A) genius runnin' monitors
And (E) he ain't got a (A) clue
Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
There's (E) blue cheese in the green room
What are we supposed to eat
And the openin' act's a Polka band
And they can't keep a beat
The (A) promoter wants a second show
And he's (E) copped an attit(A)ude
Well, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
Scare the (A) fool out of the soundman
With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Now the (A) sheriff's got the drug dogs
Tearin' up our bus
We're (E) just hillbilly singers
I think he's profilin' us
(A) Now he wants an autograph
And a free t-shirt or two
Well, (E) what would Waylon (B) do
Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
Scare the (A) dog out of the soundman
With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Now the (E) drummer's just informed us
That we ain't gettin' paid
They'll send a check out Monday
No..the hell you say!
Who would (A) that old outlaw strangle
If he were in our shoes
What (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Kick in the (E) door - shoot out the lights
Scare the (A) pants off of the soundman
With a "hoss, let's get this (E) right"
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Bring down the (E) house, with the Waymore (A) Blues
Oh, what (G) would (A) Wayl(G)on (E) do
Yeah, what (G) would (A) Way(G)more (E) do