G                                             C 
There we were all three of us sitting side by side 
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Three guys who have loved her but to someone she lied 
                               C 
Now everybody's wondering just who's the lonely guy 
            D7                                     G 
So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry  
    
    C                     G 
The real Mr. Heartache is every guy she's known 
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Loved by her left by her with a heartache all his own 
      G                             G7          C 
Every time I hear that question the number multiplies 
         D7                                     G 
Will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry 
                                               C 
There we were all three of us standing side by side 
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While six little teardrops tickled from our eyes 
                               C 
And I even see a stranger that seems to qualify 
            D7                                     G 
So will the real Mr. Heartache please stand up and cry