Skullcrusher Mountain chords

Jonathan Coulton

Key: 

Simplify chords 

  			
Intro: (E  Esus4) 2x 

E                    Esus4                E       Esus4 
Welcome to my secret lair on Skullcrusher Mountain 
  E                             Esus4 
I hope that you've enjoyed your stay so far 
          E7 
I see you met my assistant Scarface 
      A                     E 
His appearance is quite disturbing 
        A                       B7 
but I assure you he's harmless enough 
       A                    E 
He's a sweetheart, calls me Master 
             A      B7      A      B7     
And he has a way of finding pretty things 
    A                B7 
and bringing them to me 
 
E 
I'm so into you 
        Bm 
But I'm way too smart for you 
        A 
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy 
           Am 
I'm not surprised that you agree 
             E 
If you could find some way to be 
             Bm 
A little bit less afraid of me 
              A 
You'd see the voices that control me 
       Am 
from inside my head 
    D7                 E       Esus4  
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet 

  E                        Esus4             E         Esus4 
I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you 
E                          Esus4 
But I get the feeling that you don't like it 
E7 
What's with all the screaming? 
         A                 E 
You like monkeys, you like ponies 
          A                      B7 
Maybe you don't like monsters so much 
        A             E 
Maybe I used too many monkeys 
         A         B7          A        B7 
Isn't it enough to know that I ruined a pony 
A                 B7 
making a gift for you? 


E 
I'm so into you 
        Bm 
But I'm way too smart for you 
        A 
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy 
           Am 
I'm not surprised that you agree 
             E 
If you could find some way to be 
             Bm 
A little bit less afraid of me 
              A 
You'd see the voices that control me 
       Am 
from inside my head 
    D7                 E       Esus4 E E7 
Say I shouldn't kill you....yet 

Ponte: 
            A                         G#m 
Picture the two of us alone inside my golden submarine 
         A                  B7            
While up above the waves my doomsday squad 
  E             E7 
ignites the atmosphere 
            A                    
And all the fools who lead their foolish lives 
    G#m             C#7 
may find it quite explosive 
        F#m                              A                B7 
Well it won't mean half as much to me if I don't have you here 

Verso 3: 
    E                         Esus4                E       Esus4 
You know it isn't easy living here on Skullcrusher Mountain 
   E                             Esus4 
So maybe you could cut me just a little slack 
         E7 
Would it kill you to be civil? 
          A                  E 
I've been patient, I've been gracious 
         A                        B7 
And this mountain is covered with wolves 
          A                  E 
Hear them howling, my hungry children 
                 A        B7     A     B7 
Maybe you should stay and have another drink 
    A                  B7 
and think about me and you 

Outro: 
E 
I'm so into you 
        Bm 
But I'm way too smart for you 
        A 
Even my henchmen think I'm crazy 
           Am 
I'm not surprised that you agree 
             E 
If you could find some way to be 
             Bm 
A little bit less afraid of me 
              A 
You'd see the voices that control me 
       Am 
from inside my head 
    D7                 E  
Say I shouldn't kill you yet 
D7                 E 
I shouldn't kill you yet 
D7                 E    Esus E 
I shouldn't kill you yet