Em C
I hope you hang yourself with your h&m scarf
Am
While jacking off listening to Mozart
B
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain, reading Hemingway
Em
You don't eat meat
C
And drive electrical cars
Am
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
B
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
Em C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like boys
Em C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…
Em C
You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
Am
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
B
Secretly, you're so amused
That nobody understands you
Em C
I'm so mean, cause I cannot get your outta your head
Am
I'm so angry, cause you rather myspace instead
B
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more makeup than...
Em C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like boys
Em C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…
Em C
You walk around like you're, oh, so debonair
Am
You pull em down and there's really nothing there
B
I wish you would just be real with me
Em C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like boys
Em C
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
Am
No, you don't even like
No, you don't even like
B
No, you don't even like…