Intro: G7
Verse
G7
Well? mamma was exhausted after she had me
Took two nurses to hold me 'n one nurse to slap me
C7
Doctor turned mamma and he shook his head
G7
Wiped the sweat off his brow and then he said
D7
This boy's way off the charts as far as I can tell
G NC F
Oooh brrrrrr mamma he's a double-X-L
G7
Verse
G7
By the second grade I was five foot two
Fifth grade I was wearin' a size 12 shoe
C7
Eighth grade I was shoppin' at the Big & Tall
G7
And the coach-es had me playin' high school football
D7
Uncle Roy said "Boy! - you'll make the NFL
G NC B
Oooh brrrrrr son you're a double-X-L
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7 (ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Verse
G7
Country cuties in Texas string bikinis in Florida
Barbie dolls drivin' Lexus out in California
C7
A skinny little pretty boy ain't what they wanna hold
G7
They want a real man with meat on his bones
D7
I'll yank their yankees ring their southern bells
G NC B
They say oooh brrrr we love a double X-L
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7 (ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Guitar solo
G7 C7 G7 D7 G7
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7
Don't call me on the phone just ring my dinner bell
C7
Double X-L double X-L
G7 (ring out) F
I'm a lean mean love machine that likes to be held
G F
Oooh brrrrr baby I'm a double X-L
Solo
D7
Well if ya have any doubts come see for yourself
G7 (ring out) F
Why all the girls love a double X-L
G NC F
Oooh brrrr yeah I'm a double X-L
Outro