Intro
Am Em Am Em
F C F G
verse 1
Am Em Am
You could ride a unicorn to school
Em F C F G
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare (no you don’t!)
Am Em Am
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free
Em F C F G
That makes sense and that's fair (no it’s not!)
Em Am Em Am
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts
F C F G
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car
Pre-Chorus 1
Am Em Am Em
Vroom vroom
F C F
Fuck you (fuck you!)
Am Em Am F C F
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
G Am Em Am F C F
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F G
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!)
verse 2
N.C.
If you're from another land then come here
F C F G
You won't have to climb a wall (yes you will!)
Am Em Am
And if you are a boy who loves a boy
Em F C F G
You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado!)
Am Em Em Am
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work
F C F G
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds
Pre-Chorus 2
Am Em Am Em
Cha-ching
F C F
Fuck you (fuck you!)
Am Em Am F C F
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver?
G Am Em Am F C F
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F G
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha)
Bridge
F C
Twinkle, twinkle little star
Dm Am F C Dm Am
How I wish the world was different
F C
Where who you love and who you are
Dm G
Was nobody’s fucking business
N.C.
What if rich, white, straight men
F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G Am Em
What if rich, white, straight men
Am Em F C F
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha)
G
What if