Intro
G D Am C x4
verse 1
G
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde
D
Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Am
Jade Harley, Dave Strider
C
They all play Sburb and end the world.
G
Harlequin, Nanna, Bro
D
Mom, Dad, Youth roll
Am
Grandpa, Pesterchum
C
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro
G D Am C
verse 2
G
Heat and clockwork, wind and shade
D
Frost and frogs, light and rain
Am
Vagabond and Mendicant
C
Renegade, consorts and Denizens
G
Skaia, four-thirteen
D
Countdown to the Reckoning
Am
Derse and Prospit Carapaces
C
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre
Chorus
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
True, it's quite outrageous
C
But it's so contagious!
verse 3
G
Jasper's secret, Davesprite
D
Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Am
Good dog, best friend
C
Jack causes many people's ends.
G
Black Queen, nak nak
D
Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Am
Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew
C
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU?
verse 4
G
Lil' Cal, babies
D
Ecto-biology
Am
Apple juice, Pupa Pan
C
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans
G
Doc Scratch, Snowman
D
I warned you 'bout those stairs, man!
Am
God tiers. March drag
C
who even is this douchebag?
Chorus
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
True, it's quite outrageous
C
But it's so contagious!
Verse 5
Am
Exploring with Aradia
Em
Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta
Am
Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab
D
Gamzee's got issues with his dad
Am
Equius, Feferi
Em
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
Am
She slices Eri-dan in half
D Dsus2 D
And Vriska is a bad-ass
Verse 6
G
Shipping charts, sick fires
D
All the irons in the fire
Am
Buckets, squiddles, angels
C
All the lusii get culled
G
Faygo, recupercoons
D
Horrorterrors kill you
Am
Troll Jegus, killer clowns
C
Mobius double reach around
Chorus
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
True, it's quite outrageous
C
But it's so contagious!
Verse 7
G
Matesprits, auspistice
D
Moirail, kismesis
Am
Betty Crocker, ICP
C
Dead Daves are the enemy!
G
Green sun, Alpha-verse
D
Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
Am
UU, princely tights
C
Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ
Verse 8
G D
Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus
Am
Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer
C
Can't outrun what's already here!
Chorus
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
True, it's quite outrageous
C
But it's so contagious!
Verse 9
G
Dream bubbles, Shenanigans
D
All who die come back again
Am
T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS
C
HONK honk, scary wolf heads
G
Cue balls, magic dogs
D
The universe is a frog
Am
Felt mob and fairies
C
Lord English killed Hussie
verse 10
Am
Troll cops, Thresh Prince
Em
Don't screw with the Condesce!
Am
Scalemates, rap wars
D
Blowing up the Tumor
Am
Zillyhoo, shaving cream
Em
Echeladder, Science beam
Am
Cascade, Morse code
D C
This fandom's about to explode!
Bridge
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am C G D Am
And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on,
C
and on!
Chorus
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
True, it's quite outrageous
C
But it's so contagious!
Chorus
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
Though it's weird and random
C
It's the greatest fandom!
G D
You can't fight the Homestuck!
Am
True, it's quite outrageous
C
But it's so contagious!