Intro: | C5 |
| C5 | F/C | G5/C | C5 | x8
C
We're a badass band
F/C C
From the kick ass south
G5
Pizza goin' down the sofa
C
A rockin' little band
F C
Got a record out
G5/C C
And buddy it's a hit all over
C
We're a badass band
F/C C
From the kick ass south
C Gsus4
Cornchips in the shagpile
C
We're a' gonna punch
F/C C
One another in the mouth
G5 C
They're giving us a brand new hairstyle
C F C/G
Get on down, turn 'em all around
C G5
Kick 'em in the old cojones
C F C
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
G5 C
We're the Oklahoma Ponies
C C/E F C/G
Get on down, turn 'em all around
C G5
Kick 'em in the old cojones
C F C
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
G5 C
'Cos we're the Oklahoma Ponies
C
Now the badass boys
F/A C
They're a' gonna wanna fight
C G5
Like they do in Oklahoma
C
They got a killer girl
F/A F
To dress us right
C/G G5/B C
And buddy do I wanna bone her
C C/E
We're a badass band
F C/G
From the kick ass south
C G5
Pizza going down the sofa
C
A rockin' little band
F/A F
With a record out
G5 G5/B C
And buddy it's a hit all over
C C/G F C/G
Get on down, turn 'em all around
C F/A Gsus4 Gsus4/B
Kick 'em in the old cojones
C C/E F C
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
G5 G5/D C
We're the Oklahoma Ponies
C C/E F C
Get on down, turn 'em all around
C C/E G5
Kick'em in the old cojones
C C/G F C
Gotta get on down, turn 'em all around
G5 G5/D C C/G
'Cos we're the Oklahoma Ponies
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| F F/A | Bb F | C C/G | F F/C |
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