Verse:
A D E
Give me lots of money
A E D
A house upon a hill
A D E
Send me pretty women
A E D
Or threaten me And still
A D E
I'll come up to your house
A E D
And attempt to fix your sink
A D E
Do a mediocre job
A E D
As I'm leaving you will think
E D
If you're needing something
A
You know that I'll be gone
E D A
I will not answer when you call
E D
If you're waiting for me
A
Then you'll be waiting long
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
Verse:
A D E
My eye is on the pork
A E D
The pork is in the pan
A D E
If something needs a'doing
A E D
Well, you know I'm not your man
A D E
If you're counting on me
A E D
You know I'll let you down
A D E
You can't be counting on me
A E D
'Cause you know I'm just a clown
E D
If you're waiting for me
A
Then you'll be waiting long
E D A
I will not answer when you call
E D
If you're needing something
A
You know that I'll be gone
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
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Verse:
A D E
Give me lots of money
A E D
A house upon a hill
A D E
Send me pretty women
A E D
Or threaten me And still
A D E
My eye is on the pork
A E D
The pork is in the pan
A D E
If something needs a'doing
A E D
Well, you know I'm not your man
E D
If you're needing something
A
You know that I'll be gone
E D A
I will not answer when you call
E D
If you're waiting for me
A
Then you'll be waiting long
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
E D A
I can't be counted on at all
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