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Intro: F Am G C
Verse 1
F Am G C
I wish you smelled a little funny
F Am G C
Not just funny really bad
F Am G C
We could roam the streets forever
F Am G C
Just like cats but we'd never stray
Verse 2
F Am G C
I sometimes wish you were a mermaid
F Am G C
I could raise you in the tub at home
F Am G C
We could take a swim together
F Am G C
On weekly daytrips to the bay
F Am G C
Ooooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It would be only you and me
You and me
Verse 3
I wish you were a little bigger
Not just big but really really fat
Doors you would no longer fit through
In my bed you would have to stay
Verse 4
I often wish that you had feathers
I'd keep you in a giant cage
All day long I'd sit and watch you
And sing for you if it would be okay
F Am G C
Oh Oh, you and me
F Am G C
It'll be only you and me
F Am G C
Ooooh, you and me
F Am G C
It'll be only you and me
F Am G C F Am G G
Bridge
Em Am
People say
F G
There are plenty of fish
Em Am
In the sea
F G
Baby, all I do I wish
No chords
I wish, I wish I..
Verse 5
F Am G C
I wish you were a little slower
Not just slow but pa-pa-paralyzed
I could put you on a socket
And you could never run away
Verse 6
I really wish that you were smaller
Not just small but really really short
So I could put you in my pocket
And carry you around all day
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
Oh, you and me
It'll be only you and me
It'll be only you and me