Dbm Gb
Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush
Abm Gb Dbm
And the night when it saved us from drones?
Dbm Gb
Nobody knew the power it had
Abm Gb Dbm
They just thought it was shaggy and gross
Abm Ebm
Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair
Abm Ebm F7
Everyone feared her great giant bush (they didn't)
Dbm Gb
But then when drones were filling the sky
Abm Ebm Abm
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly
Bbm Fm
Craig's Mom's bush, Craig's Mom's bush
Bbm Cm F
Gargantuan thicket of mad-ness
Dbm Gb
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold
Abm Ebm Abm
Truly a magical bush to behold!
Or, up one semitone (easier to play)
Dm G
Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush
Am G Dm
And the night when it saved us from drones?
Dm G
Nobody knew the power it had
Am G Dm
They just thought it was shaggy and gross
Am Em
Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair
Am Em F#
Everyone feared her great giant bush (they didn't)
Dm G
But then when drones were filling the sky
Am Em Am
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly
Bm F#m
Craig's Mom's bush, Craig's Mom's bush
Bm C#m F#
Gargantuan thicket of mad-ness
Dm G
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold
Am Em Am
Truly a magical bush to behold!